A tipster just pointed Big Head DC to a message sent by the stepmother of Wonkette’s editor Alex Pareene. The lady’s gone by quite a few names, including Wendy Wilde, Wendy Pareene and Wendy Introwitz Pareene, and she has a lot to say about her poor “scrawny” son, who apparently can’t stand up for himself in a fight:

tell me why my scrawny white teen son has 3 times been beaten up by different black kids in different situations… twice robbed… once left unconscious… but never beaten or robbed by white kids? Our house has been broken into and robbed 4 times… 3 of the 4 times by blacks… once by a white guy… yet our area of town is 49% white, roughly 24% black and 23% Hispanic. If the population percentages were true to crime stats, my son should have been beaten up more often by white thugs, and our house should have been robbed by whites twice, blacks once and Hispanics once.

Wow. Having never realized the sorrows of his life until now, we feel totally bad for picking on him for all these months. Still, we gotta wonder why the kids beat him up in the first place. Any ideas?

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