Like a knife-wielding Jason on Friday the 13th, somebody’s slashing through Sen. Larry Craig’s old “what do you think about that?” get out of jail free business cards. As pictured above, the slasher is drawing cryptic lines through every bit of Craig’s Rolodex DNA material he can find.

Why yellow lines? Is the shape purposely reminiscent of a snake? What does it all mean!?!

Looks like we’ve got another Zodiac on our hands, kids.

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