Maybe Karl Rove isn’t secretly giving advice to the Barack Obama camp after all?
Radar reports today that when Bush’s brain returns with the president aboard Marine One this afternoon, two days before Rove’s retirement, he’s in for quite a surprise:
His Jaguar, parked on West Executive Avenue in a prime spot, has been shrouded in shrink wrap, two stuffed eagles mounted on the trunk, and an “I LOVE Obama” bumper sticker on the windshield. The rear window is covered with post-it notes that spell out “KING KARL.”
Fun! Now who’s up for toilet papering his house tonight? We know where it is!
Does this mean that the Secret Service will be issuing warrants for the arrest of the evildoers? Maybe they can do some community service up at American…
@ EdTheRed
There was no male mooning involved, so I doubt Karl Rove would want to inspect the naughty, nasty boys one on one.
[…] Well, after he cleaned off his car, some speculated he’d secretly help Barack Obama defeat Rove’s arch-nemesis Hillary Clinton. Turns out, however, that his decades long attraction to President Bush might just well prevent him from ever leaving his side. […]
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