A notable DC playboy, spotted partying at Lotus this weekend, claims he had a romance with one of the girls who penned the bestselling book The Nanny Diaries, the inspiration for the newly-released Scarlett Johanson film vehicle of the same name.

He asked Big Head DC not to reveal his name, and he wouldn’t tell us whether his crush was Emma Mclaughlin or Nicola Kraus, who jointly penned the book.

But he did show us her phone number on his cell phone. And he did say that she was a “bore” in the bedroom. And “pretty bitchy” outside of the sack.

A bitchy nanny? The only people bound to find that revelation shocking are the Botoxed mommies of Georgetown whose glass mansions simply can’t handle the truth.