Yes, kids, the votes have been tallied.
You literally sent in hundreds of thousands of requests.
You begged and pleaded for us to “pick me, pick me.”
And now, the wait is finally over.
We at Big Head DC are excited to announce the male winners of the 2nd annual Big Head DC Hottest Media Types Contest.
(Hold tight, ladies will come second — isn’t that how it always works…)
Drumroll please.
In a landslide, the hottest male off-air journalist this year is Andrew Noyes, senior writer for the National Journal’s Tech Daily. This writer’s got secret charms that many in our audience seem to find delicious, yet still, somehow, relatable. So, make some noise, kids!!! He’s your hottest!
Runners up in this category include DCist writer Jason Linkins and the Washington City Paper’s Erik Wemple.
Read it and weep, Jason and Erik: You lost. You aren’t the hottest. People don’t want to bang you. You don’t smell good.
Both journalists were said to campaign hard in the final hours for the big prize, but in the end came up short to Noyes. Better luck next time, boys.
Now! Stay tuned for the ladies…
Rob, I counted the votes myself and Jason DID win. Jason and I demand a recount!!
I just got off the phone with Jason Linkins and he is considering legal action since all votes point to him as the winner.
I voted for Linkins!
I also voted for DCeiver! All our votes are for nothing.
I’m a gay male (black) and I voted for the DCeiver’s Jason Linkins. Noyes is cute, but Linkins’ chin stuble is cuter.
This is like saying Kriston Capps is the hottest. Not fair.
This is so unfair! I totally voted for Jason Linkins. He is the hottest and if BHDC doesn’t make the winner reflect the votes, I’m never coming back!!!
Kriston Capps needs a bath!
Hold up, yo. Andrew Noyes deserved fair and square to beat the shit out of the DCeiver and “Wemple, the deceiver.” Good for Andrew.
How many votes did Noyes get? I just looked at the original post/votes, and I didn’t see any votes for him!
Is Kriston a boys’ name because I wouldn’t name my boy Kriston. I’d rather name him Bronco.
Doesn’t another DC blogger make hats? Maybe she makes caps for Kriston!
I actually e-mailed in a vote for Andrew, if that clarifies anything.
That clarifies NOTHING. What were the rules of this contest?
Speakin of DC bloggers, I heard that Roosh V actually campaigned to win this award in an attempt to get one last plug before he moves out of his dad’s house.
I’ve never seen Kriston Capps in a cap! And I see him drinking with Mike Grass all the time!
Andrew Noyes got a vote from me.
Roosh is moving out his dad’s house and into a third-world hostel! Did you hear that his book was pulled because he violated copyright law? He had to delete portions of the book to sell it again.
I heard it got pulled, but he didn’t say for copyright violation!
If I didn’t know any better I’d say Linkins nomination (along with Kriston Capps) was a big joke. Those two look like puke.
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It doesn’t really matter who won via counted comments. That obviously isn’t how it works… Plus Andrew is the hottest anyway in my humble opinion.
Andrew SOMETIMES looks very hot. That pic is not one of those times, unfortunately. Has anyone ever seen him naked?
What makes Andrew less hot in this picture? His high cheekbones are in check as far as I can see. But I haven’t seen him naked.
I, personally, prefer him in a cowboy hat.
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