Filed under: Wonkette, DCist, Fashion, Alex Pareene, Liz Gorman, Blogger snafus, Style, Jason Linkins
We dunno if it’s the heat, or what, but Liz Gorman, Wonkette’s official photographer, got really mad at us yesterday when we asked you whether she looks like Avril Lavigne.
“That’s obviously an awful picture of me,” she wrote in. “And since you are on the Internet Rob, I’m sure you could take two seconds to find a better one. Google it, bitches. But speaking of snarky, how am I? Because I take pictures?”
This wasn’t the first time we’ve heard from Ms. Liz about her looks.
Back in May she wrote to Big Head DC’s editor about a picture of her we posted, complaining, “Oh, come on, Rob. I took that photo of myself for my friends fashion blog, not so your readers could make fun of me.”
Fine, if it’s for a fashion blog, it must be fashionable, right?
Anywho, now DCist has gotten in on the action with one of their writers Jason Linkins writing in to Big Head DC with links showing us ”better” pics of Ms. Liz.
Sheesh, guys! Since when is Avril the queen of fugly?
“Are we really to believe that bitches who write for Wonkette are pale, have bad skin and nasty hair, horrible bodies? I, for one, am shocked.”
their noses are an exact match (SNOOOORT)
Ooooh! She’s speckled!
“Personally, i think see more of the girl from The Ring than Avril or LiLo, but that’s just me.”
so which one is going to jail?
I think Liz should be handcuffed for all the snarky jokes she makes about the people who help her earn a living!!!!!!
Neither one is hot!!!
Are you saying Liz Gorman is a cocaine addict? I don’t think so! Coke is too high class for her. She’s more of a meth head.
Why does Liz look so trailer trash in her mug shot? When did she get arrested, by the way? I didn’t know she got arrested!
What is Jason Linkins complaining about now? For someone who scorns BHDC, he sure does read it a lot. So confused.
One more thing. Liz Gorman has an unnecessarily asymmetric face, no upper lip and bug eyes. Definitely a meth head.
I don’t think that’s Liz’ mug shot, unless I’m mistaken. But I think she’s been arrested. Her boss Alex once said that Tucker Carlson was getting blown by a trannie, so I think it could be true that a girl who looks like Liz could have been arrested. No?
Not surprised at all that Liz Gorman has been arrested because of tranny prostitution! I’ve also heard that Liz is the niece of the penniless woman who pretended to be JT Leroy!!
Does Jason Linkins have a thing for Liz? Cuz, word is, she wouldn’t give that fatty the time of day. Shave the goatee, bro!
The goatee helps makes Jason’s four chins look like three.
Not only is Liz Gorman as skank, she’s a bad photographer too.
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“Maybe same coked out look, but when push comes to shove, LiLo is going to be looking a lot better when cleaned up and thrown into Versace than Lil Miss Wonkette ever will.”
Liz Gorman looks like a little boy.
Wonkette can dish it out, but can’t take it.
There’s a bigger question that no one is taking on. Why does Jason Linkins even give a damn, and why does he spew such vitriol toward this site? Is DCist really that worried?
Is Jason Linkins even with DCist any more? I think he abandoned that sinking ship a long, long time ago. He may still be friends with Sommer, but I don’t think he writes for her low grade site any more.
He’s still listed on their staff page.
Maybe it’s just wishful thinking on their part. Trying to act as if they’ve got a big (and by big, I mean “big”
Huffington Post blogger working for them.
How did he even get that gig? His writing is verbose, shall I say, and he uses ridiculously long and boring descriptions, joyfully thinking he’s witty all the way.
I have to agree with Observer. Jason Linkin’s writing is like his stomach… bloated and no fun to look at!
I just got off the phone with DCeiver and he DOES support the blogger happy hour boycott!
[…] Liz hasn’t been reached for comment, but we know she just loves the picture at right, so we decided to run it again! […]
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