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- 27 Comments to 'Who’s Hotter: Wonkette’s Liz Gorman OR Avril Lavigne?'
Girl on the left looks like a trainwreck.
The smart alec answer is that Avril takes better pictures, leaving the reader to wonder how exactly I mean that phrase.
Avril, obviously!! That wretched creature on the left looks like she just rose from the bottom of a swamp.
Most of Dc doesn’t agree, because she made the Fishbowl “DC Hottie” finals, or whatever it’s called.
Snarky is good, mean is bad.
I like mean; therefor I like Avril. Liz is just too “snarky” for me, I guess.
that’s obviously an awful picture of me.
and since you are on the internet rob, i’m sure you could take two seconds to find a better one. google it, bitches.
but speaking of snarky, how am i? because i take pictures?
fuck you and your readers.
Wow, Liz, touchy! Does everyone have to think you’re pretty for you to feel good about yourself? I think the readers probably think you’re snarky because you work for Wonkette.
If you all would reread the comments, DC satirist was saying that his previous post about Liz was snarky, which is OK. But the one that followed it was mean, which is not OK.
Read it again.
Here’s the quintessential picture of Ms. Gorman everyone:
http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/original/lizgorman.jpg
Now, I think you all can better judge.
Oh, I should correct Liz on a point on which she is incorrect:
It’s “Fuck you and your READER.” “READER,” Liz. “READER.” You are far too charitable!
Even with that above picture, now we know Liz is all smoke and mirrors. Not a natural beauty by any measure.
Liz is still ugly. That picture is just ugly that’s been glossed up. She looks like a pimply scarecrow. And she sure can scare them off with those looks!
And, instead of jacking off to Liz, posting pictures of her all over the Net, why doesn’t Jason Linkins (the “DCeiver”
go jack off to his wife and her Potterphile pals. Leave Liz alone, Jason, and quit deceiving your wife.
In person, Liz, sorry, you aren’t as hot as you think you are. In photoshop, you’re average hot.
liz is adorable.
is this seriously what passes for gossip?
No, what seriously passes for gossip in this town is Wonkette’s regurgitation of boring stories from the Examiner. But I prefer gossiping about what a trainwreck Liz is.
[…] ABOUT ADVERTISE MEDIA TIPS@BIGHEADDC.COM No Quilted Pink Suit Jackets For Hillary’s Undeniably Hot Staffer Tuesday July 24th, 2007 3:28 PM by BHDC Staff Filed under: Fashion, HillaryClinton, Liz Gorman, Style, Huma Abedin While there’s a lot of debate going on over whether Liz Gorman is hot, no one is denying that Huma Abedin, a top aide to Hillary Clinton (who’s palled around with John Cusack), is smokin’. While she didn’t necessarily want to appear in the current issue of Vogue, somehow her high cheekbones and flawless skin (sans airbrushing, Liz) helped her fit right in: […]
I put Liz in one of my documentaries. It was a film about truck stop hookers. Since she used to be one, I profiled her.
And she does look like Swamp Thing in person.
That she would have the gall to write in to say “I’m pretty, I’m pretty” and then ask her editors to write a post about her prettiness on Wonkette says a lot about her moral character. These snarksters can dish it, but can they take it? Alex Pareene is prettier to me than Liz at this point.
Moral character? It’s well known around town that Elizabeth Gorman is a TOTAL tramp.
Fishsticks is right. I was at a party two weeks ago and saw a drunk and stoned Liz stick her tongue down now fewer than five men’s throats. Yuck!
Liz fashions herself as the journalistic equivalent or Robin Hood, spewing all kinds of hatred toward anyone in the upper class. Which is why I don’t feel bad saying it looks like her mom was on heroin during the third trimester.
so…which of y’all are gonna be the first to post some pictures of yourself? for scientific purposes.
Liz is the one who sells the “snarky” pictures of DCers to Wonkette. Good that she’s getting a little of the snark thrown back in her un-makeuped face.
[…] ABOUT ADVERTISE MEDIA TIPS@BIGHEADDC.COM Wonkette Gets Bitchy With Big Head DC Wednesday July 25th, 2007 12:12 PM by BHDC Staff Filed under: Wonkette,Fashion, Liz Gorman, Alex Pareene hates us, Jason Linkins We dunno if it’s the heat, or what, but Liz Gorman, Wonkette’s official photographer, got really mad at us yesterday when we asked you whether she looks like Avril Lavigne. […]
if you don’t want your picture on wonkette, you probably should stop whoring yourself out for the free booze at dc politico parties. it’s pretty easy to avoid being “snarkily” photographed by liz…
Ally, then why is Liz pissed when the same thing is done to her? Why is Wonkette always so high and mighty that what they’re doing is right and what everyone else is doing is wrong?
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