An in-the-know tipster recently sent us this party schedule of a rising young star in the Washington athletic scene (we’ve Xed out the name to protect the accused):
X’s Drinking Schedule:
Sunday - Clyde’s wine night with girlfriend, then Saloun for erotic photo hunt (they have the high score)
Monday - Rocket Bar with the boys and scantily clad women
Tuesday - McFadden’s for college night, frequented by Ryan Zimmerman
Wednesday - with Roche (of DC101), 930 club, or Georgetown Waterfront
Thursday - Fly Lounge with girlfriend and her friends, ending up at Smith Point
Friday - takes the night off to play video games and pump up for the game
Saturday - Play Lounge after the game, then sex, drugs, rock and roll
“He only parties on school nights, often with scantily clad women and a couple players on the team…” our tipster says. “X is a nice guy who will strike up a conversation with anyone, often so drunk he can’t see and tells you he didn’t eat before he went out so he could get his money’s worth…”

come on, at least give initials
bobby boswell?
My guess is The Hibachi. I see him out and about all the time.
How old is the hibachi, though? Don’t know taht I’d consider him young, nor do I see him at SP.
Very unfunny. Are we supposed to think that BB is some sort of celebrity?
who’s BB?
That someone would monitor this “rising star” for a week is a hoot.
Smith Point gave it away. He’s a closet LNS-er
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