A renowned cultural critic has scrupulously analyzed the comments of Late Night Shots members who’ve reacted to this week’s scathing Washington City Paper article focused on the group. As the scholar details, it’s the biggest moral conflict between rich kids and young hipsters that Washington has seen since Jenna Bush dated a mere upper middle classer. Or something like that. Anyway, as he sorts things out, you, dear reader, can consider Big Head DC to be your own private Switzerland — one part rich, one part hip. We love you all!