Whoa, big guy. You’ve got campaign staffers resigning left and right, the media is calling your Presidential election bid all but dead, and your Web site is reminiscent of death, but you’re worried that sweaters are making you look homosexual?

Even if your handlers are forcing you to wear too much J. Crew, at least learn to work it, girl. The above pics do not do your body justice.

If you do decide to resign yourself to a pink-triangled fate, you can always ask nicely whether you can participate in this gay-focused Presidential debate…