Hey, Al Gore, we know that your son’s recent arrest for drugging and driving is a “personal matter” and that global warming is a “public crisis,” but what say you, sir, on the nation’s obesity epidemic?

We know people like to judge your chances of running for Prez based on your weight, so we’ll take that analysis a step further: Al Gore, Jr. looks like he’s even less likely than you and/or Tipper to ever run for anything (except for another round of donuts), judging by the size of his double chin. When this whole Live Earth thing settles down, why not check into the cost of a full-family personal trainer? It just seems like the right thing to do.