Lookie! We got our hands on an official e-mail to Wonkette editors from the top brass over at the Gawker Empire:

Stories. Need to be our own. They’re out there; let’s go get them.Tidbits from parties, new words entering the lexicon, the hot new bar, the new Gawker-created celebrity. One Thing will help — let’s not be afraid to be servicey.

Well, that directive is going to be somewhat tough considering that the always cell-phone fellating Alex Pareene is afraid to go to parties and apparently hates over three-quarters of the people here, according to well-placed insiders.

Now. What’s a Gawker boss to do?

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