Lookie! We got our hands on an official e-mail to Wonkette editors from the top brass over at the Gawker Empire:
Stories. Need to be our own. They’re out there; let’s go get them.Tidbits from parties, new words entering the lexicon, the hot new bar, the new Gawker-created celebrity. One Thing will help — let’s not be afraid to be servicey.
Well, that directive is going to be somewhat tough considering that the always cell-phone fellating Alex Pareene is afraid to go to parties and apparently hates over three-quarters of the people here, according to well-placed insiders.
Now. What’s a Gawker boss to do?
Earlier: AOL Blogger Weighs in on Wonkette Plagiarism Scandal
Now THAT was juicy!
Juicy couture!
Juicy couture is so over!
My, how strange . . . when that email was actually published over on Gawker last week (good job “getting your hands on it”
they indicated it was sent to the Gawker editors rather than the Wonkette editors. How could it possibly be that Rob has gotten this wrong?
This entire site is one of the most bizarre postmodern art projects I’ve ever encountered.
The Wonkette editors are the Gawker editors. Idiot.
Actually, the Wonkette publishers are the Gawker publishers, sockpuppet, since they’re run by the same company, but the two sites are edited by different groups of people and it was the Gawker group to whom that email was sent. Of course, there’s no real point to “correcting” an entry on a site that has no apparent interest in distinguishing fantasy and reality, but I guess I had extra time to waste today. Sorry for interrupting your monologue.
Actually, Choire Sicha publishes and edits Wonkette. So there. Boob.
Uhm, no, Sockpuppet. Choire Sicha is the editor of GAWKER. He neither EDITS Wonkette, nor does he PUBLISH anything. Knowing this merely requires one to know what a masthead is and how to read English–I’m guessing both are miles beyond your feeble grasp.
Check out Wikipedia, UN-know-it-all.
Okay, dipshit.
From the wikipedia:
“Gawker is the flagship blog for Nick Denton’s Gawker Media; Gawker is one of the most successful nanopublishing ventures to date.”
See? NICK DENTON=PUBLISHER
“Gawker was originally edited by Elizabeth Spiers, the site was next edited by Choire Sicha, from August 2003 to August 2004. When Sicha became editorial director of Gawker Media in August, 2004, Jessica Coen was hired to be the site editor…In February 2007, Sicha returned from his position at The New York Observer, and replaced Mohney as the Managing Editor.”
SICHA=NEVER WAS THE PUBLISHER, LEFT EDITORIAL DIRECTOR JOB TO GO TO NYO, RETURNED TO BE GAWKER EDITOR, NOT PUBLISHER. NEVER PUBLISHER. PUBLISHER? NO. NOT EVER.
Also: SICHA=Not a current or former editor of Wonkette. (Though he may have filled in for a vacationing writer.
At any rate, the Wikipedia backs me up fully. As do the mastheads at Gawker and Wonkette.
You, sockpuppet are a dumbass. A dumbass. A DUMBASS.
Owned.
No, no, sockpuppet. Wait. Before you reply and assert your ignorance once again, pause. Reflect. Come to terms with the fact that you’re an idiot and you likely have to wear a diaper in public. Accept yourself as a useless twit who cannot read or speak without uttering dipshit nonsense. Relax. Settle in for a long life of being abused by your betters. Lie back. Try to enjoy it. Maybe the pain will make you beautiful, or at least pitiable.
That’s it. Good sockpuppet.
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