Looks like we lost another one, kids. Today, Jeff Simmermon, author of And I Am Not Lying, For Real, announced that he is leaving Washington. “I’m moving to New York City, the city that doesn’t fucking care, in precisely seven days,” says he. “I’ve put in notice at my building in DC, rented a truck and a room in that beautiful stinking city.”
Best of luck!
Now, who’s next blogger to be voted off this Potomac-lined island?
Thanks for the farewell, Rob … although I’m not sure “popular” is the right word for it, according to my stats.
Oh, Jeff, don’t be glum, chum. You have many secret admirers. So, c’mon, get happy. Gawker will be picking up your posts in no time now. Transformers rool!
This is good news for S-boy, but leaves me wondering: When is Roosh V leaving? I thought he said he’d be going to South America for an extended stay after he got fired? Does he not have enough money to go, or will his dad not let him?
Is Jeff still crying about his stats? Does he still hand out business cards with his blogspot url on it?
Congrats, Jeff.
Hey Big Buns — not crying, just self-deprecating. And while I haven’t handed out the cards in a while, I’m planning on firing up the program again soon. I’ve got a bunch here and I’m happy to send you some if you like.
And, “Jeff Lover,” thanks for the smile … nice to read.
it’s soooo cliche to leave DC for NYC.
Cya Jeff is right. So so so cliche to leave DC for NYC. If he couldn’t cut it here, I doubt he’ll do much better there. And Jeff, please send me some of those cards. My grandma needs something to replace her Depends and catch her hot piss when it leaks out of her bladder.
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