Don’t remind us that this blog is supposed to be about DC. We want to talk about Paris, too. After all, politicos, journalists and even our moms think they have authoritative voices on her move from jail to house arrest. Without further ado: The official position of the Big Head DC editorial board is that we are HAPPY - unbelievably, deliriously happy - that Paris Hilton is not spending one more second in a stinkhole of an LA jail. If anyone know about crimes left unpunished, it’s the citizens of Washington (we have taxation without representation, remember?)… So, suck it up, and leave a rich girl alone. If we were a rich girl, we’d want you to do the same. And our little dogs would miss us, too. And that matters, people. Happy Friday!