Even though she’s declared bankruptcy, that hasn’t stopped Jessica Cutler (the increasingly infamous Washingtonienne) from shelling out some big bucks for plastic surgery. She says she recently has her ears lasered (were lots of people looking at her ears?).
“The first one was painless, so the doctor kicked it up a notch on the second one,” she wrote today. “It hurt almost as much as laser hair removal (which I’ve also had done), but the doctor told me that he would numb my face with an anesthetic (as opposed to a hammer) next time. ”
Cutler reports that the test patches ultimately turned brown and flaked off. Pretty flaky, huh?

Why did she have her ears lasered? hair? To change the shape? Skin tone? Those of us who know nada about this thing wish to know…
I’d assume all of the above. Her ears have always been too large for her head, and I had noticed little sprouts of fuzz in the past. Her ears should begin looking more like they belong to a human very shortly now.
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