The New York Times has profiled Mike Jones, the male escort (we have a lot of those in DC nowadays, no?), who took down everyone’s favorite religious hypocrite, Ted Haggard, and who’s now pushing a book about that unique life-changing experience. In short, Jones says that he’d liked to get a job at Sea World, enjoys posing nude at age fifty, and he’s into dolphins. Yup, it’s a a must-read, kids, and so much better than “Mahalia Mouse Goes to College.”