Looking for a little extra spending cash this summer season (we’re looking right at you, lil’ miss bankrupt Jessica Cutler)? Then get yourself all gussied up; aim for a tawdry sexual relationship with a member of Congress; then get Larry Flynt on the phone.
The Hustler publisher announced yesterday in the pages of the Washington Post that he’s willing to pay $1 million stinky smackeroos for documented evidence of down and dirty sexual relations with a congressman, senator or other prominent officeholder.
All you have to do is collect a sperm sample. Then call 1-800-251-2714 (toll free!), which answers with a recorded male voice saying: “Thank you for calling the Hustler Magazine hotline. Please briefly describe the information you would like us to consider, along with information on how we may contact you. We will get in touch with you if we are interested in your information.” Or just e-mail hustler@lfp.com.
Wham, bam, thank you ma’am. It’s just that simple!
Flynt ran a similar scheme in 1998, and credits himself for taking down Rep. Bob Livingston (R-La.), who admitted he had extramarital affairs after it was leaked that that Flynt’s Hustler crew was investigating him.

Does Roosh having a sex affair with his right hand count?
No, no. Flynt wants REAL sex scandals, like the one’s BHDC covers all the time!!! Roosh not knowing his right hand from a hole in a gal definitely DOES NOT qualify as a real sex scandal. Now, the picture I have of him having sex with a guy does.
Why is he in a wheel chair again?
come on girls your country needs you
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[…] ABOUT ADVERTISE MEDIA TIPS@BIGHEADDC.COM Our Night Out With Larry Flynt Monday June 11th, 2007 1:11 AM by BHDC Staff Filed under: Sex, Scandals,Washington Post, Larry Flynt Big Head DC caught up with Hustler’s Larry Flynt in DC this weekend attending a swank cardiac awareness function put on by Larry King. But we could care less about the CNN talker’s ticker. We wanted to know how many saucy sex tips Flynt has been getting as a result of his recent splashy advertisement in The Washington Post, which offers a million dollar bounty for politico sexploits revealed. […]
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