Looking for a little extra spending cash this summer season (we’re looking right at you, lil’ miss bankrupt Jessica Cutler)? Then get yourself all gussied up; aim for a tawdry sexual relationship with a member of Congress; then get Larry Flynt on the phone.

The Hustler publisher announced yesterday in the pages of the Washington Post that he’s willing to pay $1 million stinky smackeroos for documented evidence of down and dirty sexual relations with a congressman, senator or other prominent officeholder.

All you have to do is collect a sperm sample. Then call 1-800-251-2714 (toll free!), which answers with a recorded male voice saying: “Thank you for calling the Hustler Magazine hotline. Please briefly describe the information you would like us to consider, along with information on how we may contact you. We will get in touch with you if we are interested in your information.” Or just e-mail hustler@lfp.com.

Wham, bam, thank you ma’am. It’s just that simple! 

Flynt ran a similar scheme in 1998, and credits himself for taking down Rep. Bob Livingston (R-La.), who admitted he had extramarital affairs after it was leaked that that Flynt’s Hustler crew was investigating him.