Sad, sad breaking news today: Jessica Cutler, the infamous Washingtonienne sex blogger and one-time aide to former Sen. Mike DeWine, has filed for bankruptcy. Hmmm. Guess not enough of you clicked on her site’s “slutty clothes and drugs” donations button. It all becomes painfully clear now why she’s lost her cell phone:

In court documents filed … Thursday, however, Cutler says she can’t even pay her American Express bill, legal fees and student loans. She submitted to the judge a copy of a Chapter 7 bankruptcy petition filed in New York dated Wednesday.

Poor girl.