In a recent interview with Diane Sawyer, Geraldo Rivera says:
My father, a legal alien of Puerto Rican citizenship of the United States, never made more than $10,000.
Thanks, Geraldo. It’s nice of you to point out that Puerto Rico is, um, part of America.
Wait…
We’ll have to check in on the Senate Immigration Debate, but we’re pretty sure this also makes Dubya a legal alien of Texas citizenship of the United States. Or Martha’s Vineyard. Or Kennebunkport. Or something.
