One day Leola McConnell, dominatrix and author, tells us she witnessed President Bush having sex with another man in the 1980s. So we - wacky kids that we are - ask her if she’s ever had any contact with the infamous “DC Madam” Deborah Jeane Palfrey. Wrong question, we guess, because here’s what McConnell wrote back in response:

And some of you say it can’t be that bad? This is the kind of shit scumbags send me. He’s a piece of human excrement that writes me asking this kind of insanity.

Can’t find real news for his worthless blog, no biggy, make it up as you go. I get all kinds of shit 5 times weekly. He writes for that rightist low-life hang on harvey levin at tmz.com so just consider the source.

What I’d like to do is knock a few of this fucking teeth out. What he should do is fly to vegas and walk up to me and ask me this crap, then I’d put his ass on the critical list. Women are something to be played with, like his daddy played with his tramp ass mother. Leola

Yeah, so that’s our week in a nutshell so far.