She is beautiful, in every single way. Yes, words can’t keep her down. And neither can P.I.N.K. vodka, apparently!

Several BHDC tipsters, including the divine Miss Kelly Ann Collins, have reported seeing a quite tipsy Christina Aguilera at Play Lounge this weekend — with a bottle of the caffeine and guarana-infused vodka in tow!

“Miss Thang couldn’t talk clearly enough to say ‘take me drunk, I’m home,’” says the always sparkling Collins. ”And she couldn’t walk any better than a kid who’d just been hit in the head with a kickball. In fact, she was stumbling around like she’d just hopped off a wild merry-go-round.”

Wow. It’s pretty obvious what a girl wants nowadays: alcohol!