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Friday April 27th, 2007 2:37 PM by Big Head Rob  
Filed under: Celebrities, Zarf, Sex change

So, have you heard the one about the male-to-female transgendered All My Children soap opera character played by some male actor named Jeffrey Carlson (shown above in full Technicolor glory)? Well, we have! Carlson first appeared on Susan Lucci’s show a few months back, acting as a male rock star named Zarf. But all was not well in his complicated, pretty little head. It soon turned out that Zarf felt like he was a woman on the inside, and he decided to have his junk cut off after Susan Lucci’s lesbian daughter Bianca started to have feelings for him. Because how could she still be a lesbian if he was a dude? Hence, he changed into a woman and then he and Bianca tongue kissed.

The writers of the plot were all fired. 

But the story doesn’t end there, kids! Zarf is now coming to DC!!! According to Soap Central, Carlson has opted not to renew his short-term contract with All My Children, and instead is heading to Washington, where he will star in a Shakespeare Theatre Company production of Hamlet!

Really, we all win!

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  1. 5 Comments to 'Transgendered-Acting Individual Cancels Lucrative Soap Opera Gig to Come Entertain Washington, DC!!!'


  1. 1. All My Kids said:


    OMG, I just bought my ticket to see that tranny perform!

    http://www.shakespearetheatre.org/plays/details.aspx?id=103&source=l

    posted April 27th, 2007 at 2:42 pm | Quote

  1. 2. ZARF!!! said:


    Looks like you get to see ZARF up close. I wonder what he smells like? Lilacs and incense, perhaps?

    posted April 27th, 2007 at 2:47 pm | Quote

  1. 3. Duh said:


    He smells like Enchantment perfume, I’m sure!

    posted April 27th, 2007 at 2:49 pm | Quote

  1. 4. I like Enchantment said:


    That’s all.

    posted April 27th, 2007 at 3:57 pm | Quote

  1. 5. Blanker said:


    This is the worst news I’ve read all week. Thanks for ruining my weekend.

    posted April 27th, 2007 at 4:28 pm | Quote

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