Ask Marty Beckerman some questions, and you’ll get answers, too:
BHR: Who’s your favorite Sesame Street character?
MB: Big Bird when I was a kid. Now it’s Cookie Monster. (I wonder if Oscar the Grouch would vote libertarian; he hates everyone and lives in a trash can.)
BHR: Do you like blue cheese? Why/why not?
MB: What the fuck kind of question is that?
Yes, on salads. It’s also good in burgers.
BHR: Gross.
When will you buy a home?
MB: When I have money — but I’m moving to New York this summer, and I sure as hell can’t afford anything there.
BHR: Where will you buy a home?
MB: Anywhere you can’t afford to travel.
BHR: Did anything exceptional happen to you this past week?
MB: I didn’t get drunk once. Holy shit. (Or did I? My memory isn’t what it used to be…
BHR: You look as young as ever, so who cares if your mind goes? Until next week, my vivacious pal…
This is so lame. So very lame. Marty Beckerman is a nobody being interviewed by a bigger nobody, and there isn’t even anything interesting to talk about. You guys are winners.
Some Comments should go suck a pickle.
i love marty. dc won’t be the same without him!
Nor can Mehtap! I want to say that your site better throughout the World Wide Web
Thank you. Keep it.
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