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Tuesday March 6th, 2007 4:03 PM by Big Head Rob  
Filed under: Wonkette, BHR, Memories, BHDC, Michael Musto

No wonder we waited ’til today to post the pics: Big Head Rob is currently headlining a Michael Musto item in “La Dolce Musto” about his recent trip to Washington:

PUTTING THE “C-WORD” BACK IN D.C.
As long as I’ve delved into the political pistou: BigheadDC.com’s ROB CAPRICCIOSO just threw me a book party in our nation’s capital, where I became surrounded by mouthy media and tanked twinks. Rob wanted JEFF GANNON—the gay escort turned Republican mole—to co-host, and I went along with it since I generally enjoy mixing strange bedfellows for some sick times. Also, I thought it would be a perverse kick to get Gannon to endorse my book, which is BUSH-bashing and out-gay gay gay. But mainly I wanted to get him to trash the prez. He did so—but only because he feels the guy is not conservative enough. Oy. That’s it for the strange bedfellows!

Anyway, after the party, Wonkette wrote something snarky—no, really, they stretched their muscles and wrote something dismissive and shitty, I swear—smirking that the event wasn’t for real seeing as there were no books on the premises. Honey, the truth is I brought a stash with me and snuck them out all night to the important people! (Or at least the ones who nicely introduced themselves.)

The twinks then followed me in a huge conga line around Dupont Circle, formerly “the fruit loop,” as we mourned the fact that a new stadium in town has caused the demolition of nine gay bars. Hopefully the arena will house many a CHRISTINA AGUILERA concert to make up for it. Bravely, we tracked down the remaining boîtes—like the refreshingly unfabulous Fireplace and the slap-happy Omega, where a friend tipped a go-go boy, only to realize he was just a customer. The guy, flattered, took him home.

The next day brought the inevitable museum trip to see that great work of art—Dorothy’s ruby slippers from The Wizard of Oz! They’re hanging at the Smithsonian, and I assumed I’d have to fight a swarming crowd to get a peek, these being the footwear answer to the Mona Lisa and maybe even the lower-region version of Anna Nicole’s tiara. But nobody seemed to care, maybe because there are six other pairs in the world (including the one Toto chewed on and the one DEBBIE REYNOLDS plays with). Or maybe everyone else is just straight.

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  1. 20 Comments to 'Michael Musto Loves Us, He Really Loves Us (And He Hates Wonkette)'


  1. 1. 911 said:


    A pity. People actually read Wonkette.

    posted March 6th, 2007 at 4:06 pm | Quote

  1. 2. Big Head Rob said:


    But you read us, baby girl.

    posted March 6th, 2007 at 4:12 pm | Quote



  1. I can’t believe I missed it! Well, if anyone ever wants a tour of the region formerly known as the “Fruit Loop,” look me up under High-Powered Corporate CEOs in the DC Yellow Pages!

    posted March 6th, 2007 at 4:23 pm | Quote

  1. 4. Big Head Rob said:


    Is that under the H’s or C’s, Amanda?

    Also, I don’t get it. Why was it called the fruit loop?

    posted March 6th, 2007 at 4:31 pm | Quote

  1. 5. 911 said:


    You shouldn’t mistake my perusing this site as “reading.” It has more to do with a purely academic fascination with watching the flailings of an incompetent as its dim light slowly dies. I would say the better analogy is not “reader to blog” as “zoo visitor to sickly animal.” So, while I pretty much forget your “content” as soon as I switch the page, the experience I’ve come to relish is nevertheless facilitated.

    posted March 6th, 2007 at 4:53 pm | Quote

  1. 6. Big Head Rob said:


    I don’t get it. I don’t like zoos.

    posted March 6th, 2007 at 4:56 pm | Quote

  1. 7. Some Comments said:


    Just goes to show yout that a BS hype-master can get hype if he kisses enough ass. He’s DC’s own Paris Hilton.

    posted March 6th, 2007 at 5:40 pm | Quote

  1. 8. anonymiss said:


    You got mentioned in the same column as Debbie Reynolds. Yes, you have arrived.

    posted March 6th, 2007 at 6:08 pm | Quote

  1. 9. Mockette said:


    Not fair! Why didn’t all of the BHDC All-Stars get mentioned?

    posted March 6th, 2007 at 6:33 pm | Quote

  1. 10. Roosh said:


    Fuck you, Rob. THe Players Happy Hour I hosted at Front Page had Kassy K.

    posted March 6th, 2007 at 6:39 pm | Quote

  1. 11. Kandi Kane said:


    Is that really Roosh commenting? I don’t think so! Btw, two drops of blood just dripped from my snazzy pussy. Is that normal? LOL!!!

    posted March 6th, 2007 at 6:44 pm | Quote

  1. 12. Roosh said:


    It’s me, twat. I’m tired of this asshole.

    posted March 6th, 2007 at 6:56 pm | Quote

  1. 13. Some Comments said:


    Rob’s on overdrive.

    posted March 6th, 2007 at 6:59 pm | Quote

  1. 14. Kandi Kane said:


    You aren’t Roosh! You’re a smelly impersonator!! Smelly like my coochie!!! LOL!

    posted March 6th, 2007 at 7:06 pm | Quote

  1. 15. Roosh said:


    Go to hell, twat. I am Roosh.

    posted March 6th, 2007 at 7:16 pm | Quote

  1. 16. Some Comments said:


    Amanda Woodward, where are you? I’d like to make you a reservation on Jet Blue. You fucking loser.

    posted March 6th, 2007 at 7:20 pm | Quote

  1. 17. Kandi Kane said:


    Come put your big black cock in my doo doo hole, Some Comments!!!! LOL!

    posted March 6th, 2007 at 9:51 pm | Quote

  1. 18. Murdoc said:


    911’s got it straight. I also stop by this cage every once in a while to see if the sick old masturbating gorilla has kicked it yet.

    Not yet, but damn, you look peaked, mate.

    Oh, and take it from someone who knows - that ain’t Roosh.

    posted March 7th, 2007 at 10:17 am | Quote

  1. 19. Big Head Rob said:


    Explain peaked.

    posted March 7th, 2007 at 11:23 am | Quote

  1. 20. Roosh said:


    I am Roosh. Fuck off.

    posted March 7th, 2007 at 12:29 pm | Quote

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