Australia’s prime minister totally got all up in Barack’s business during his very special announcement weekend. How rude.

Michelle Obama says she’d let her husband run for president only if he quit smoking. Women. 

The Dixie Chicks are no longer traitors to America. They’re Grammy winners!  

No more Cold Wars for us, says Robert Gates, then notes that the Cold War was much easier to deal with than the current war. 

Rudy Giuliani likes gays and gun control, but nevertheless says he “understands” the Second Amendment.

John McCain would rather be a hypocrite than not be President.