Of course, BHDC readers already know that John Edwards courted much controversy in blog-o-world this week for threatening to fire liberal blogger Amanda Marcotte, who had a penchant for posting anti-Catholic rants and other snafu-worthy items on her Web site.

But, as usual, we like to take you even deeper behind the story. Ms. Marcotte, like all good citizens of the Internet age, has been spouting off online (and in person, we can only assume) for years. Thanks to a tipster, we were able to mentally masturbate to this doozy of a long-winded diatribe where she incoherently explains why a fellow liberal blogger should be allowed to expose her boobies and why conservatives should keep their mouths shut about it.

Nevermind the subject matter, we’re just amazed that Johnny boy would have ever hired someone whose writing is so darned confusing. Call us simple, but a blog’s supposed to be silly. Billy.