The Politico’s new promotion of how you can write stories for them is stepping into high gear. They’ve unveiled this fancy graphic:

And these fancy new words: “This is your chance to tell Congress about important political stories in your backyard – and earn $100.”

A whole 100 smackers!!! Wow. I wonder how much Jim VandeHei is getting paid to write his stories? Where the hell are his stories? Oh, who cares, he’s probably just too busy schmoozing.