CQ’s Everyman was on MSNBC today lamenting the fact that Barack Obama is (articulately) trying to quit smoking. I writhed with delight when the luxuriously brown-haired Crawford bellowed that he’s a long time smoker. He even said he thought it was nice to have a man in the race who might have fought for his right to kill himself.

I love people who’ll just come out and say they love tobacco. I started smoking Camels when I was just a wee socialite back in college and have now graduated to Marlboro Reds. Boys, not only do I look like fire, I smell like it too.

Maybe me and Craigy can go on a date sometime? And don’t go spoilin’ my fun by telling me that the hottie is married. I’m too tired from partying last night at Lima to Google.