OMG! Eye roll. Tart has returned to Sour N Sweet after a sweetly-imposed exile only to write a nearly 800 word (!) tome on how much she hates fat people. We know, we know. She says she hates fat people, she says hates gay people, she says she hates oxygen. She’s sour. But, c’mon, 800 words? All to tell us that the definition of “quality time should include exercise.” Puh-lease. That sour baby should spend some more time in the corner.

Roosh V, the blogger formerly known as DC Bachelor, and, before that, DJ Rocking Horse, has been having problems with his increasingly less popular Web site. Not only has he forgotten its mission and resorted to writing haiku and talking about the price of tea (we do not jest), his little server is all backed up, going down three times since Friday, according to a post he wrote yesterday. Well, at least something in Roosh’s home knows how to go down. Shout out to Namaste.

A scheming local blogger keeps whining that no one has revealed who wrote the defunct blog known as Kathryn On, but, c’mon, she’s old news, hun. Remember, hers was the blog that many people found to be exceptionally verbose, written by a person who really came to believe that she was the queen of the DC blogosphere. Still, you can’t blame Kathryn for being wordy, kids. That’s the sensibility they’ve ingrained in her at MCG Capital Corporation. She’s a communicative kind of gal, and should be admired as such (as she’ll gladly tell you–as long as your name is Mike Grass).

This one’s less of a blogger snafu and more of a who cares/boo-hoo. Jessica…er, DC Cookie has become the latest DC blogger to go on hiatus, writing that she doesn’t have as much time to commit to the blog now that she’s fallen in love with exercise. On the outside, she seemed to be one of the few sane local bloggers. On the inside, however, we’re quite sure that she’s a big ole slobby mess.

Virgle Kent put some words together today to form a coherent question, asking, “Which one female blogger is so funny that you must go and read her blog every day?” Then he went on to answer his own question, saying that there aren’t any funny local female bloggers. He also asked to be reminded what’s great about being a woman besides having boobs. Tee hee. He’s so silly. Sadly, he mentioned his like for Sarah Silverman, so I must go shoot myself now. I refuse to believe that we have anything in common.