Laurel Touby roolz. I personally think she shouldn’t have even been looking for an assistant when she’s got a talent like Inky fully capable of fetching her coffee. No, I’m not talking about BHDC’s Inky — he or she is way overqualified. I’m talking about FishbowlDC’s Inky, that anonymous wunderkind who’s so wondrous that he or she rarely contributes ((love his or her bio, btw: “Inky is an anonymous contributor who does not work in journalism.” Yeah, that makes sense). But, still, good luck, Laurel.