From DCeiver:

As if the unilaterally embarrassing story of the City of Boston losing their collective shit over an advertising campaign needed one final humiliating postscript, we hear today that Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff offered Boston officials a round of congratulations for their vigilance. We can only presume that Michael Chertoff delivered his message via bleating it out in Morse Code on a squeeze horn while wearing face paint and a red rubber nose, because we simply cannot imagine a serious-minded, grown-ass man responding to the news of Boston’s collective idiot attack in any other way than wanting to slam their head against the wall. Frankly, that Chertoff didn’t haul off on Boston scares us, and we really have no other choice than to raise the “George Bush and his Administration Have No Fucking Idea What They Are Doing” Threat Index to the color of Fred Willard in A Mighty Wind…