It seems that the silly billys over at my libelous fan site just can’t keep pace. Poor little piggies just don’t know what to do:

When you realize that someone is absolutely insane, do you just slowly back away and shut the door to the rubber blog room? Or, knowing that he’s hurting others (and, by extension, himself), do you try to wrestle a straightjacket on him? I mean really, who gives a shit if he hurts himself, but he’s hurting others. What to do, what to do…

Oh, the life of a gossip. Well, kids, all I can say is you gotta do what you gotta do. But there is hope: Stay tuned for a new BHDC column, set to debut on Monday, that promises to offer sage advice to any and all ailing DC bloggers.