It’s true. My dogs are named Teeni Turner (a Shih Tzu who has wild, crazy hair) and Nugget (a pug who looks like a chicken McNugget). They really, truly seem to love their madcap monikers. Still, the writers over at my libelous Big Head Rob fan site think their names are the “worst imaginable.”

I can’t wait to see what said writers are gonna do when they find out that I’ve named my baby bigheadDC.com!

(For those of you who are concerned about the feelings of my precious pooches, don’t fret, they much prefer chewing bones over reading the Internet.)