Another weekend, another Presidential candidate. Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee took a nontraditional route in announcing his bid today: he did not post a cheesy soft-lensed video on his Web site. Instead, he talked to Tim Russert on Meet the Press where he was grilled on whether a gay person is born gay, whether Hillary Clinton has a chance at winning, and how his unit measures up to Bill Clinton’s, another former governor from Hope, Arkansas.

Huck said that one of his personal slogans is “born to be mild” (no joke), which no doubt made his handlers quite happy. But we all know that no one who was as fat as Huckabee used to be could ever be mild. He’s so skinny now, he obviously has a cocaine connection and we hear he might even like to throw up his food. New slogan: “I heart Huckabees!”