Just because members of the Supremes all look like dudes doesn’t mean that one of them doesn’t have a vagina. Yes, Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a woman. And she’s definitely showing it by getting all hormonal about missing her gal pal Sandy Day O’Connor, who left the bench a year ago.

“The word I would use to describe my position on the bench is lonely,” the 73-year-old hottie tells USA Today. “Neither of us ever thought this would happen again. I didn’t realize how much I would miss her until she was gone.”

Whoa. Someone’s got her panties in a knot. And here you thought that with a name like Bush, the president would have to add some more feminine hygiene to the court. Guess again.

Sadly for the boobtacular judge, with all of the testiculared members of the court on beta blockers and the latest cancer prevention meds, you can be sure that no openings are coming up again any time soon. Maybe Ruth should just have a sex change to help herself feel better. Hey, a character on All My Children is doing it, why can’t she? Zarf rules.