“Inoffensive Rich Little at centre of brouhaha,” hails the Ottawa Citizen today re: the boring comedian who’ll perform at the annual White House Correspondents Association gala — despite seeing his better days sometime after Reagan was shot, but before he got Alzheimer’s.

Those kooky Canucks. Why can they comprehend that we just don’t like his brand of good “olde-fashioned” political “humour”? We wanna hear those racy Michael Richard’s jokes. Oh, wait…