What are they putting in the water over at The Politico? Before the empire even got up and running on Tuesday, gossip columnist Anne Schroeder became engaged, as did staff writer Daniel Reilly (but, alas, not to each other). Meanwhile, reporter Ryan Grim went all the way, getting married to his lovely bride earlier this month.

A tipster also writes in about a budding Politico inner office romance (I don’t wanna see that!), but we’ll let those crazy kids air their own dirty laundry when they’re ready. Is it gettin’ hot in here?