Sure, the president is facing the lowest poll numbers of his life and a war that just can’t end. So what does Bill O’Reilly focus on during the SOTU Mardi Gras? Hillary Clinton. Looking stiff. Last night, he brought out the big guns, showcasing world-renowned “body language expert and motivational speaker” Tonya Reiman who declared that Hil “purses her lips too much.” Other observations from the genius body reader:

Nancy Pelosi has “crazy eyes.”

Al Gore is “lispy wispy.”

Bill Clinton looks like a “happy penis.”

Jim Webb is “a militant son of a bitch.”

And Ted Kennedy is “an alcoholic.”

For more fun from Reiman, take a look at her Web site. Why not e-mail her? You can tell her what you think of her body, and call it work.