They can make their newest Washington gossip blog columnist — the always fun and sexy Mary Ann Akers — go from this:

to this:

…in only a matter of days. The former Roll Call gabber hasn’t even written her first official blog, and she’s already been turned into a Deb Howell clone. Well, our gal is no dull ombudsman; she’s an after hours go-getter. We know our Mary Ann’s got style  — who else can get away with polka-dotted bridesmaid dresses – so we demand a retake ASAP.