“Zeus makes a comeback in Greece.” Meanwhile, secular America is, like, totally screwed. (Bill O’Reilly says “told ya so” to Stephen Colbert.)

For the last time, President Bush does not like “sending humans to Mars.”

War on terror kicks war on drugs ass.

Unabomber’s old papers turn out to be the original Declaration of Independence. (Or something like that.)

Threesome! Politicos, the tubular Internet, and video!

Another day, another Presidential candidate who’s not Barack or Hil.

More and more people are finding vaginas useful in the political arena. And Hil insists she’s always had one.

How many Baptists does it take to screw in a Democratic Presidency?

“Sing us a song, you’re the piano man. Sing us a song tonight. Well, we’re all in the mood for a melody, and you’ve got us feelin’ alright.”