Dreamed last night that we had a complex discussion with Christopher Hitchens on why he would want to persuade a Native American over an African American to vote for “his people” in this election cycle.

He ultimately agreed, as long as most of the Native Americans voting for “his people” were male.

Said discussion took place after BHR bungled taking a photo of he, our family, and a politician, or two, for “campaign materials.”

And then we woke up in a cold sweat.