He raises election funds as the press secretary and thinks President Bush looks really hot in a tight cardigan, reports the NY Times:

“Yesterday,” Mr. Snow declared, “I was in the Oval Office with the president ——”

He cut himself off, took a perfectly calibrated three-second pause and switched into an aw-shucks voice for dramatic effect: “I just looove saying that! Yeaaah, I was in the Oval Office. Just meeee and the president. Nooooobody else.”

He also said, “The press secretary serves two masters.” Now, that’s some kinky shit. We wonder, does he have to call his masters “sir”?