A Big Head Rob pal was in the audience last night during the Kennedy Center’s presentation of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor to Neil Simon. Of course, WaPo, too offers a write up today, but one of their captions has a mistake (Jane Kaczmarek is not Lucie Arnaz, silly WaPo copyeditors). So you, dear readers, of course, should only read us.

“I could see the teleprompter from where I was seated,” our tipster reports. ”Robert Redford was first up, and he stumbled over the reading a bit. Paul Riser and Nathan Lane did too, and Nathan — he shouldn’t have had that margarita.”

Drunks in DC?! We’re shocked.

Among the other stars in attendance: Jason Alexander, Christina Applegate, Matthew Broderick, Richard Dreyfuss, Patricia Heaton, Robert Klein, Jonathan Silverman, and Allen Toussaint.