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Want to report some news about the crazy evangelist who “duped” Denny Hastert, e-mail Wonkette:

I met KA Paul at the 4 Season’s a few weeks ago. I was walking across M Street in Georgetown, ironically with the founder of the Great American Condom Campaign, when we saw him with none other than Joe Trippi !!!

I thought that was weird. There were many “political advisors” and investors in tow. After entering the 4 Seasons to meet some the CPMC guys, KA Paul came right up to me and wanted to talk. Not sure why… but it was very, very odd. He was right in my face and told me at least 5 times about his private jet (a 747), and how he travels around the world with Evander Holyfield. I think he was perturbed that I didn’t know who he was.

He wanted to meet with me and the Condom Campaign founder the next morning, with Joe Trippi. I had NO IDEA why he wanted to meet. But, you know, how do you pass up a meeting with this motley crew. So, I went. He didn’t show. Nor did Trippi.

So Wonkette is asking, “Someone explain to us this guy’s connections.” Well, Senator, now we just might have to take them up on that offer.