That’s what the former NYDN assistant gossip columnist exclaimed upon seeing a wackadoo watch worn by infamous publicist to the stars Lizzie Grubman on last night’s “Tabloid Wars.” Eye roll. Saunter.

We just wonder if Hudson was so darn fancy when he interned at The New Republic…anyone?

There was also an odd moment on the program when former NYDN editor-in-chief Michael Cooke noticed that Mr. M was wearing flip flops. Cooke made some strange comment about the boy’s feet to gossiper Lloyd Grove, and Grove said something to the effect that he thought Cooke had a foot fetish, so he didn’t really see this development as a problem…

Yes, kids, who among us doesn’t love a gay ole newsroom?