Less than a week after Kelly Ann Collins launched her new blog and she’s already gotten the attention of our favorite sex goddess, Miss Jessica Cutler.

It all started out when Kelly recently ranked herself above Jessica on the bloggette hotness scale:

Here is how I would rank your D.C. bloggresses: 

Ana Marie Cox — because she’s smart, looks like an angel and smells really sweet.

Kelly Ann Collins — because this is me and I say I’m hot like second on this list.

Jessica Cutler — because she thinks being Republican “means you’re against crime.”

We thought for sure that Jessica wouldn’t take this lying down. (She may take a lot in that position, but c’mon, she knows she’s hot.)

But to our surprise Jessica says Kelly is right. “I’m the third hottest D.C. bloggress, and I don’t even live there,” she says. “But that doesn’t seem fair to the other girls.”

Now, what does that say about our fair city? Hot bloggresses come out, come out wherever you are…

By the way, Ana Marie Cox did not respond to our requests for comment.