In this final blow-by-blow IMterview with the lovely Jessica Cutler, we hear her views on fashion, eating, men and other golden nuggets.

Jessica Cutler on fashion:
bigheadrob7 (5:10:39 PM): Curious, what are you wearing (I’d get hammered if I didn’t ask)
JLCmonogram (5:11:53 PM): I just took the dog out, so I’m wearing these Diesel jeans I just bought and boots that go over the knee. It’s dirty in the dog run. And a cashmere sweater. It’s cold out, too.
JLCmonogram (5:12:40 PM): My dog tore the crotch out of my favorite pair of jeans, so I just bought these news ones.
JLCmonogram (5:13:02 PM): He is obsessed with crotches.

Jessica Cutler on instant messaging:
bigheadrob7 (5:13:38 PM): Jess…do you IM with all the boys who have a blog?
JLCmonogram (5:14:01 PM): I do.
JLCmonogram (5:14:10 PM): It’s my secret pastime hobby.
bigheadrob7 (5:14:13 PM): I know. I’m not special at all, right?
JLCmonogram (5:14:33 PM): I even IM Garrett [Graff] sometimes!
bigheadrob7 (5:14:42 PM): That confirms it.
JLCmonogram (5:14:48 PM): He thinks I’m retarded
JLCmonogram (5:15:13 PM): I act like I can’t tell he’s insulting me
bigheadrob7 (5:19:26 PM): So, Jess, if we post this sucker and the numbers go up, we can make this a weekly chat, right? We’ll call it “Purely Superficial” and wait for Garrett to mock us. Sound OK?
JLCmonogram (5:19:58 PM): I won’t hold you to it
bigheadrob7 (5:20:08 PM): But I love you.

Jessica Cutler on eating:
bigheadrob7 (5:20:32 PM): you don’t eat right?
JLCmonogram (5:20:45 PM): Trying not to
bigheadrob7 (5:20:52 PM): food is gross
bigheadrob7 (5:21:22 PM): isn’t this gross:
bigheadrob7 (5:21:27 PM): Why America Has to Be Fat: A Side Effect of Economic Expansion Shows Up in Front
By Michael S. Rosenwald Washington Post Staff Writer
Sunday, January 22, 2006; Page F01
I am fat. Sixty pounds too hefty, in my doctor’s opinion. Probably 80 pounds, in my fiancee’s view.
JLCmonogram (5:22:35 PM): Fat fuck,
bigheadrob7 (5:22:49 PM): LOL
JLCmonogram (5:23:00 PM): His poor fiance
bigheadrob7 (5:23:08 PM): She must be lame
JLCmonogram (5:23:34 PM): I would never be seen with a fattie
bigheadrob7 (5:23:40 PM): who would?
JLCmonogram (5:23:54 PM): Chubby chasers
bigheadrob7 (5:24:04 PM): what’s up with that?
bigheadrob7 (5:24:12 PM): write a blog, cuz I don’t get it
JLCmonogram (5:24:12 PM): I mean, 15, 20 lbs overweight isn’t bad
JLCmonogram (5:24:17 PM): But 60-80?
JLCmonogram (5:24:31 PM): There’s no excuse
bigheadrob7 (5:24:48 PM): laziness.
JLCmonogram (5:25:01 PM): I guess that’s a good excuse

Jessica Cutler on men:
bigheadrob7 (5:25:07 PM): Did you ever sleep with a fat guy?
JLCmonogram (5:25:10 PM): NO!
JLCmonogram (5:25:15 PM): Yuck
bigheadrob7 (5:25:16 PM): Short guy?
JLCmonogram (5:25:23 PM): No one shorter than me
bigheadrob7 (5:25:30 PM): remind us how tall
JLCmonogram (5:25:38 PM): I’m 5′3″
JLCmonogram (5:25:47 PM): I think the shortest was 5′7″
bigheadrob7 (5:25:53 PM): gay guy?
JLCmonogram (5:26:07 PM): Yes
bigheadrob7 (5:26:14 PM): did you convert him?
JLCmonogram (5:26:31 PM): I like to think so, but probably not
JLCmonogram (5:26:45 PM): He probably just needed to be reminded why he prefers men!
bigheadrob7 (5:29:48 PM): Do you like korean men
JLCmonogram (5:29:59 PM): I’ve never been with an Asian guy
JLCmonogram (5:30:10 PM): Maybe I’m a self-loathing Asian or something
bigheadrob7 (5:30:18 PM): you seem like you might be
JLCmonogram (5:30:41 PM): No Asian men have ever asked me out
JLCmonogram (5:30:44 PM): I only get white dudes
bigheadrob7 (5:31:00 PM): you’re down with the Cock-asian?
JLCmonogram (5:31:22 PM): I guess

Jessica Cutler on being called “bro”:
JLCmonogram (5:31:57 PM): Like I said, that’s all I know
bigheadrob7 (5:32:01 PM): bro, do many people call you bro?
JLCmonogram (5:32:10 PM): not many
bigheadrob7 (5:32:17 PM): well, bro, we love you
JLCmonogram (5:32:42 PM): Are you a cracker?
bigheadrob7 (5:32:47 PM): of course
JLCmonogram (5:32:56 PM): I’m also a self-loathing honkey
bigheadrob7 (5:33:14 PM): you don’t loathe anything about yourself
bigheadrob7 (5:33:28 PM): bro
JLCmonogram (5:33:33 PM): Only when I eat
JLCmonogram (5:33:39 PM): kidding, kidding
bigheadrob7 (5:33:41 PM): i love when you don’t eat
JLCmonogram (5:34:05 PM): My big problem seems to be that people can’t tell when I’m kidding
JLCmonogram (5:34:10 PM): Story of my life
JLCmonogram (5:34:19 PM): The blog, the book, interviews

Jessica Cutler on living forever:
bigheadrob7 (5:38:24 PM): do you think we — you and me — will live forever?
JLCmonogram (5:38:43 PM): I hope not
JLCmonogram (5:38:44 PM): How boring
JLCmonogram (5:39:02 PM): I can’t wait to get old
JLCmonogram (5:39:43 PM): I look forward to sitting in a rocking chair all day, drinking brandy or whatever
bigheadrob7 (5:39:50 PM): brandy?
JLCmonogram (5:39:57 PM): I’ll have lived my life
bigheadrob7 (5:40:15 PM): you’ll have a tartini or cosmo or something that was cool now and all the kids will think, grannies lame
JLCmonogram (5:40:33 PM): I’ll be able to relax; Oh totally
JLCmonogram (5:40:44 PM): They’ll be drinking gasoline or something
bigheadrob7 (5:40:59 PM): gas smells kind of good sometimes
JLCmonogram (5:41:16 PM): My favorite smell
bigheadrob7 (5:41:26 PM): wow, we’re like twins
bigheadrob7 (5:41:37 PM): jess, bro
bigheadrob7 (5:41:43 PM): we have to go
JLCmonogram (5:41:49 PM): Later