Remember when Jon Stewart gave Tucker Carlson a tongue-lashing (that included the word “dick” ) before the bow-tied host left CNN to host a smelly show on MSNBC? Most everyone agreed that Stewart won that battle. Now, Carlson’s show is going to go head-to-head with Stewart’s Comedy Central Daily Show. “MSNBC is moving low-rated rookie ‘The Situation With Tucker Carlson’ to 11 p.m. ET to make way for Rita Cosby’s new show and also to open up a West Coast front in the cable news war,” reports Reuters.

Says Carlson, “It’s literally groundbreaking. It’s obviously a show that belongs at 11 (ET), we designed it for 11, everything says 11 o’clock.”

It’s literally groundbreaking? I predict the only ground breaking will be that under Carlson’s bum when MSNBC ultimately boots him out the door.

Now, please tell me why Rita Cosby’s voice is so raspy. Has anyone seen her smoking? Does she have a throat condition? I don’t get it.